Girlfriend Says to Boyfriend, "Either the dog goes or I go," – Man’s Reply Wins The Internet

 The majority of individuals consider their dogs to be family members. You would probably politely decline a request from a dater to choose between them and a member of your family.

However, for whatever reason, there are many who believe it's acceptable to request that loved ones choose between them and a pet.

When presented with this choice, one lover responded in the best way. Instead of getting rid of his dog, he chose to try and find a new home for his girlfriend.

The beagle owner in Roanoke, Virginia, made the amusing decision to post a Craigslist ad looking for "any willing home" for his "purebred."

He posted the following advertisement on the website's "community/pets" page:

"My girlfriend does not like my beagle dog Molly. SO I have to rehome her,” he wrote. “She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.”

Although it initially seems as though Molly's dad is talking about her, readers quickly realize that this isn't the case.

"Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food,” he continues. “Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!".

In reality, it seems like a dog that would be impossible to adopt.

“So… anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend?” he asks. “Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!”

Rehome… What a lovely way to phrase "dumped"! We're still baffled as to how somebody could entrust that to another person.

“The dog should not be the one leaving. She’s your child not just a dog. The trauma you do to that baby is c.r.u.e.l and despicable. Girlfriends come and go but baby’s stay forever,” wrote one person in the comments on Happiest.

“I give you six months with the girlfriend what are you going to feel like then about giving up your baby. It shows who will wear the pants in your life. If she can’t accept you and your baby you need to think twice before you continue a relationship with someone so c.r.u.e.l.”

We wish that he and Molly quickly locate a new girlfriend!

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